He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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