How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
