physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My cat gives me a boner
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I am mentally ready for anal.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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