her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Boobs are out for the taking
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Randomize
