I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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