im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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