Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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