This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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