How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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