if i can run in heels then i can drive
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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