sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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