im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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