so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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