You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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