he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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