i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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