Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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