stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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