No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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