it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
