Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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