They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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