apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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