He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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