Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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