So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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