you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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