Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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