This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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