You really coming over, don't trick.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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