how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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