Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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