Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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