I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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