People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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