I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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