i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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Oh Jesus.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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