: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Are my feet made of real feet?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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