i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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