so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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