I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Randomize