so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
How external is "for external use only"?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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