Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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