It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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