Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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