I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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