Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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