so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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