Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
did you just send me my own nude
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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