Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize