Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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