i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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