She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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