Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Randomize
