That's intense
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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