it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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