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my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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